20 LIFE LESSONS I LEARNED FROM A DOMINATRIX by Headmistress Shahrazad

20 LIFE LESSONS I LEARNED FROM A DOMINATRIX

By Headmistress Shahrazad

1.      You can always take five more than you think you can.

2.      No one is ever so important that they shouldn’t get down on their knees.

3.      Being denied instant gratification makes reaching a goal so much more satisfying.

4.      Sometimes all you can do is beg.

5.      No matter how many knots there are, they will always get untied…eventually.

6.      Painful events are not necessarily painful but thinking makes them so.

7.      Ball gags prevent you from putting your foot in your mouth.

8.      The happy ending is usually not as interesting as the journey itself.

9.      A fist in the rear is worth two in the bush.

10.   If you want to complete household chores, do them in a sissy maid outfit.

11.   The seeds of courage are sown in the moment of realizing you have 22-gauge needles in your scrotum.

12.   If life isn’t working, use your safe word.

13.   Wrapping subs in cling film keeps them fresh and moist.

14.   If you must kiss ass, do so with full presence, and as much enthusiasm as you can muster.

15.   There’s a time for leading, a time for following, a time for giving, and a time for standing in the corner with your hands on your head and your pants around your ankles.

16.   It’s what’s inside (your rectum) that counts.

17.   When life is showering you with golden opportunities, don’t miss a single drop.

18.   Dance like you’ve got Icy Hot rubbed into your genitals.

19.   Your imagination will always make any predicament seem ten times worse than it actually is.

20.   Anticipating what life will demand of you is futile. You can try, but you’ll probably get kicked in the balls.